Creationism

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

The Counting Principle

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

There are 10 kinds of people: Those who know binary and those who don't.

Mathematicians confuse Christmas and Halloween because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

NYT Article on Learning

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/19/health/19mind.html